Nothing.

In-market

A delightfully absurd app about doing… absolutely nothing.

A tiny, joyful app that celebrates doing nothing. Rare quotes, silly stats, and merch tie‑ins.

Problem

  • We over‑optimize productivity and forget to be still
  • Leisure products try too hard

Evidence

  • Live on the web with growing cult appeal
  • Merch concept validated; Print‑on‑Demand pipeline in progress

We’re Looking For

  • Micro‑copy writer
  • Meme partner

Focus: ConsumerVisit